Pre-work rambling…

I’ve recently discovered that I need to be more assertive when it comes to work.


This is me. Being assertive. Ahah.

My boss is an absolute nightmare BUT I have managed to gather some extremely incriminating evidence against him prior to his extensive use of Porn on My work computer on my days off and even as soon as I’ve left the building.

Oh, we aren’t talking about that Vanilla shit men are caught stroking their counterparts to ..ohh no…

This was an extraordinary find!
This  was a list made up of the most random porn searches I have ever seen!
We had transsexuals being fisted, gay chatroom gangbangs, “fillthy dirrty sloppy lesbian sex” and “women orgasmning desperately” through a search engine.. the works.. and one solid crumpled piece of tissue under my chair.


Me and my partner reckon his dicks broken. Ahahaha

Anyways, I was willing to let it slide.. but he turned into an ogre one afternoon and by then I had just about enough of his shit..his word vomit and his mental abuse, we got into an argument and he said some pretty ego damaging things so I got mean and I slapped my metaphorical balls out onto his desk for everyone to see. 
For once.
I’m usually the quiet nice one who cowers at the very thought of confrontation.

So now.. he’s being really reallllllly nice to me and its making me feel like I’m my very Own boss!

I feel wonderful again.
Unbreakable even!
Let’s just hope it stays that way.

In a previous post I spoke about this insane experiment I was going to conduct where I was to change up the colours I wear to work to see if it changes said boss effectively.

(It was to see if the colour blue had a calming effect on him..psychologically.)

And the Result? no. Did it fuck!

If anything he started complaining that “id already wore this top” and then he had the cheek to tell me that I was stinking the room out day after day!

…And just to clarify that was One day a few weeks back when I had no way of getting to work, so I walked and the sun was beating down on me like god knows what..and I made the mistake of Not having any deoderant at hand. Dumdumdum! :O
But yeah despite everything I feel pretty good and knowing I have this power over him ..through no fault but his own forgetting the most important rule if you are gonna be a pervert for the day..

I can’t help but feel infuriated and violated by the simple fact that he’s been looking at hardcore lesbians going at it.. and I am a pretty hardcore lesbian.


Anyways, I have a company to run in a few hours so Amanda.out.



Facebook these days..What aloada bollocks

Seems like the only reasons I check Facebook these days is to keep in contact with my loved ones or play games when I can be bothered. Which is a rare occurrence.

The reason for my lack of Facebook visiting is that there’s always someone who complains about every little thing,
someone who posts “sooo bored” every half hour
and countless hypocritical “status” updates about stereotypes, babies, weight gain, period pain, heartache, cheating men, cryptic statuses you’d need a code breaker to crack, bragging and general showing off and arguments.

Then you get people posting warnings that don’t make a jot of sense!

You know the ones…. I’ve come across a fair few myself.

I’m sick of logging in to be greeted with a picture of a dog with..let’s say.. His tails been ripped apart, there’s blood coming from his eyes, his bodies inside out and underneath is a message all in caps saying shit like,

sorry, trigger warning for anyone who has ever had something like this happen to their dog. My condolences. Really. Its a serious topic though. Something that needs to be brought to attention.

I just can’t think for the life of me why people find this bullshit acceptable.
I aimlessly scroll through this news feed and its all I see.. Heck, I don’t even know why I bother sometimes.
Its just generic statuses bitching and sharing shit.
And I just don’t know why people have to share such horrifying stuff around Facebook.

Here’s a brief example of what I mean…
A little while ago my fiancée’s ex boyfriend decided to post a dirty comment on a photo of my niece because …well..if you had seen the image at the’d know.
In this photo..she is eating ice cream, but she’s dropped a shitload of it on her dress.. So he goes “huh. Reminds me of a porn I seen once.”
So within seconds my sisters gang up on him and even send death threats.. Now this sadistic fuckwit is my partners friend and ex boyfriend…and he’s been known to be really disgusting whenever he wants, which drives my partner insane with shudders and laughter because we are extremely dark humored.

I’m left embarrassed because my family are defending my sisters kids photo out sheer boredom. They post vile shit all the time and nobody bats an eyelid.
He didn’t even know it was my niece… He didn’t even know I was related to the girl in the picture! It was an innocent dark humored post. But it caused a fucking war online. My brother in law asked me directions to his house.
I simply said “South Africa… So good luck!” Idiots.

I just found it funny, my partner found it funny….even if it was unnecessary.
So I stepped in.. And told them to shut the fuck up.
Because I realised soon after he posted it…..
They retaliated just for the sake of arguing.

He even deleted the comment, which I respected even if he felt forced to do so!

Anyways..the point I’m trying to make is people are ridiculous with Facebook.

They post stupid random bollocks …. Sometimes its absolutely revolting, swearing in front of their kids, then blaming the media for their children simply copying them.

Hypocritical Cunts.

I may be ranting right now… But surely this is relatable… Right?

Related song lyrics-

Next time you point the finger, I’ll point you to the mirror.